(Source: c1tylight5, via fvckair)


Matilda (1996), dir. Danny DeVito

(via kendallwrittendown)

Who’s a dipshit?

I am!


on a scale from 0 to ed sheeran how awkward are you


(via mchammertime)


the worst thing in the entire universe is losing your glasses because then you dont have your glasses to help you find your glasses

(via tacosandtrumpets)


NEW MASHUP VIDEO! “Frozen is the new Black”. Welcome to princess prison. 

(Source: onlyleigh, via thefrogman)


The sexual tension between two people when one of them says “make me”

(via pizza)

Lack of oxygen

What is it this time?
Because I can’t tell.


I just want to talk to you all day, and hold your stupid hand and kiss your dumb face and call you mine

(via w-mitty)


I hate it when you really need to talk to a friend about something important because you feel like your world is crashing down on you but they act like you don’t exist until their problems occur.

(via 2011495)


This is what my husband and I purchased at the grocery store the other day.

We don’t have kids.

We are adults. We pay bills.
And drink water from a whale.

(via mcnasty63)


Does anyone else lie in bed at 2:30am filled with the crippling fear that they’re never going to accomplish anything in life and fail miserably or is that just me

no im just scared of the monster thats under my bed

(via refreshes)


I feel so proud when friends tell me their parents like me. Like damn right they do, I am a delight.

(via w-mitty)