Who’s a dipshit?
the worst thing in the entire universe is losing your glasses because then you dont have your glasses to help you find your glasses
NEW MASHUP VIDEO! “Frozen is the new Black”. Welcome to princess prison.
Lack of oxygen
What is it this time?
Because I can’t tell.
I just want to talk to you all day, and hold your stupid hand and kiss your dumb face and call you mine
I hate it when you really need to talk to a friend about something important because you feel like your world is crashing down on you but they act like you don’t exist until their problems occur.
This is what my husband and I purchased at the grocery store the other day.
We don’t have kids.
We are adults. We pay bills.
And drink water from a whale.
Does anyone else lie in bed at 2:30am filled with the crippling fear that they’re never going to accomplish anything in life and fail miserably or is that just me
no im just scared of the monster thats under my bed
I feel so proud when friends tell me their parents like me. Like damn right they do, I am a delight.